Total Medals Earned: 700 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,540 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing the entire game
Medals Earned: 17/20 (390/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/310 points)
win the first stage
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kill first boss
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kill second boss
kill third boss
kill fourth boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 9/14 (155/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 14/18 (270/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits